Music
Published on March 20th, 2009 | by Darren Byrne
40Caption Competition
This was taken at the Meteors on Tuesday night. Whoever comes up with the best caption wins the opportunity to turn down a free copy of Boyzone’s Greatest Hits, Back Again…No Matter What (that’s genuinely the title):
I was told like that this shirt would like make me look like I was covered in tattoos like
arse, I just saw the dickie bow, where’s he going?
“When I mime and point my fingers at my head I can shoot a purple haze out my ass, I swear. Look…”
“Urgh, Shane no like music must plug ears”
“I’m a hard man. Do I look like I belong here?”
“hello….. aim the spotlight at my head you wankers, not my arse”
Vanilla Ice Ice Baby
Stephen Gately – “I knew there was a reason I left this stupid group, state of that twat”
“Thats right im the gay one this time around”
Stephen thinking ‘ They gave him my out-fit again, Its just not fair’
Shane : “YEEEEOUCH!!! Who set the blow torch on my ass????”
Stephen : “Get away outta that Shane – you’re enjoyin it!!!”
“Hallelujah!!! Hallelujah, hallelujah!!!!!!”
Right here, snipers.
Shane – Does this face look like I’m taking bar orders?
Stephen – We’d much prefer it if you did…
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeead, Shoulders, Knees and toes, knees and toes
I have no opinion on this.
Stephen: Where the fuck’s Ronan off to … again
Stephen had to look away….he remembered all too well what happens after an encounter with the sodomizing purple light…..
Shane “na, na, na, na ,na.. I was at Lily Allen in the Acadamy the other Night…”
Stephen “Twat, you never brought me!”
Shane ” That’s right love.. turn your head a little more to the right, to the right”
Ok, so far my three favourites are Idiot’s, Voodoo’s and Seanbluey’s, while Pedro is just saying what we’re all thinking.
We’ll pick the winner on Monday.
“Oooh, get you Stephen – you’re such a bitch to give me hassle about singing through these 2 ears. Sounds a hell of a lot better than your nasally Orville warblings”
(note for the culchur kids of a certain age who won’t get the Orville reference – Orville is a puppet – here him sing at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16bgO2kX3XI )
I still have no opinion on this
Winning would actually be like losing really?
“And yet the press STILL tag me as the gay one!”
I knew I shouldn’t have lent the bastard my shirt…
K – idiot wins. Any objections? Idiots wins Boyzone’s Greatest Hits. Now everyone, point and laugh at him…
Voodoolady should get the album.
Yeah, I think so aswell, I was secretly looking forward to having a copy.
@Maxi Argh! That was my second choice.
@Voodoo Perhaps you and Idiot could fight it out for the album? I could have it bronzed and we could have a series of challenges to see who wins the Boyzone Greatest Hits Trophy.
Call me old fashioned but you should send a copy of the album signed by all the Culch.ie’s to Ronan Keating!
InFacta!
Just sayin
@Ben And what? Demand our money back?
Or sue them for causing irreperable damage to our ears because of their ghastly music…
Oh i missed the vital point of you should get your money back, download an illegal copy of it on piratebay, sign it, pee on it and send it first class post.
Walk like an egyptian
i am poxbottle!!
@Unrale If the album hadn’t already been won – your comment would be the winner. I’m sure I could source another copy of Boyzone’s Greatest Hits though……if you really want? ?
please do i could use another shiny shiny cd to hang on my yew tree
Shane- Can I get an Amennnnnnn!
Stephen-Christ he’s at it again! Right everyone follow my moves, this is an old pirate drinking song in G ‘Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum’! He’s gonna box me for saying Christ isn’t he, ah Jesus!