I fucking hate actors.

Passing through Frankfurt airport I came across this little shitfest of fake concern.

So you blow hundreds of quids on a tacky ring and Bulgari will donate fifty quid for children’s education projects. Here’s a thought: why not give fifty quid to children’s education projects? There’s more of this sick making on the Bulgari website. Open a paper bag before you open the link because you WILL vomit.

Isabella Somebodylleni can see the Matrix. It’s full of wanker actors in black with fake looks of concern.

Some asshole, possibly from Sex in the City. Bleurgh.

Ooh. Ohh. The little children, with the little eyes, all frightened, like I am making my eyes with my acting. I might actually cry tears out of my ass with concern for the little children.