Ah Vintage … let me count the ways…

From the minute the door of the musky shop rings to welcome me in, all of my senses become engaged: the beautiful whiff of mothballs up my nostrils, the first glimpse of the treasures calling out to be discovered, the sound of the shopkeeper’s hands rubbing together in glee at the sight of muggins enthusiastically entering the store … and so the journey begins. I can feel the blood that runs through my veins begin to rush as I spot the corner of what is sure to be a must-have gem. On realising the full garment is just as beautiful as the peeking fabric teased, my eye develops a twitch and I start to giggle manically with anticipation. The absolute and overwhelming joy however comes when I’ve taken the dress behind the flowery curtain, am mid try-on and as the rusty zip rises all of my hopes are realised … IT FITS! You see with Vintage there is no ‘up a size’; with vintage there is no … There’s more

The Apprentice Week Seven – What Happened?

Alternative Title: The One Where Breffny Grows A Pair As soon as last week’s show started, it was clear that this was to be Breffny’s finest hour. He was in control, he was angry, he was forthright, he was talking through his arse in a wonderful way. Never has someone so deserved the honour of saying “I told you so” than Breffny Morgan as team Cuchulainn won last week’s challenge. Berated and dragged down by a whining Aoiffffffe and Ruth, Breffny made his bed…and had a very comfortable night’s sleep in it. The task was to design a new distinctly Irish chocolate bar for Cadburys. They were given free reign to be as creative and innovative as they wished and once again, neither team excelled. But Breffny’s team Cuchulainn were miles ahead of their competition - Singing Samantha’s team Platinum. Breffny was a man inspired, determined not to allow a … There’s more