When the moon hits your eye, Like a big pizza pie, that’s amoré.
One of my favourite lines from a song. You’ll normally sing along. But if you change just a bit, could it be as big a hit?
When an eel bites your hand, And that’s not what you planned, that’s a Moray.
When a Japanese knight uses his sword in a fight, that’s samurai.
When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, that’s some more hay.
When your sheep go to graze, in a damp marshy place, that’s a moor, eh?
When you ace your last tests, like you did all the rest, that’s some more “A”s!
When on Mt. Cook you see, An aborigine, That’s a Maori.
I’m trying to think of more since I got the email today. Can you help?
When you’re bored of your day, you’ve got nothing to say, try some wordplay.
When your boat comes home fine, And you tie up her line, That’s a moor, eh?
When the painting on your wall is admired by one and all, that’s a Monet.
When you’ve had quite enough of this dumb rhyming stuff, That’s “No more!”, eh?
When a lance stabs your chest, and you just wore a vest, that’s no ar-mour eh!
Yes, that’s quite enough from me anyway
When its bubbly and dry, makes you merry and wry, that’s a Moet.
when the mid-life ensues, and to re-capture their youth, it’s Ferrari s
When she pregnant and bear on the cover of Vanity Fair - thats Demi Moore