Big Brother House, this is Davina, you are live on Culch.ie, please do not swear. Big Brother 11 braces itself for the third eviction tonight, and only one question is on everybody’s lips. Who actually was the person who got evicted first? Can anyone remember? I don’t ever hear the housemates talking about the evictees, not even the shifty nervous fella who got booted out last week. What’s been happening since my last update? Read on…
Josie
Yet more flirting with the major spanner John James this week, which mostly involves him sitting on her, and them having a go at each other. I don’t think this is any flaw of Josie’s though. It’d be hard to spend even ten minutes with him and not have a row over something. Will be around for a lot longer anyhow. Hasn’t done anything to annoy everyone else.
Steve
It was Steve’s birthday this week, and the house had a nice party for him. Queue the booze and queue drunken antics. But nothing too exciting yet. It really kicks off a few weeks in, give it another fortnight, and we should have a massive row. Steve didn’t do too much this week, and the one thing that stood out was his puppet’s steel legs. Kind of inappropriate, don’t you think?
Ben
Still my favourite, Ben would probably get on your nerves if you had to live with him in real life, but his poshboy antics make for great viewing. He’d want to steer clear of Mario a bit more though, that guy is in love with Ben. Ife says Ben is 90% gay, but I just think that’s the way he is. he compliments everyone, male and female. His Tree of Temptation task was absolutely brilliant too.
Rachael
EVICTED: Week 1 - which was a shock, as she was up against the criminally annoying Shabby.
Nathan
Will be disappointed he wasn’t the one to get the winning penalty in the UK-Germany shootout. He’s had another quiet week, where all he’s done is cooked and sunbathed. Seems like a normal bloke though. Good for another month or more.
Dave
Not as annoying as last week, and luckily escaped eviction once again. Received some wonderful backlash from Caoimhe for replacing himself with her, which was probably the highlight of the week. Still a bit of a fonk though.
Caoimhe
The favourite to go tonight, Caoimhe acted like a spoilt brat after Dave chose her to replace him. Still leading on Shabby, but if they both stay in for another few weeks, God knows what might happen. Big Brother’s very own Stockholm Syndrome?
Govan
EVICTED: Week 2 - probably best for him, as he has many issues to work out, and the Big Brother house is not the place to do so.
Shabby
Less annoying this week. She’s been replaced at the top of the “Gettin’ on Me Tits” list by Sunshine. Now an even second with John James. However, she’ll probably go mental if Caoimhe gets kicked out tonight, and any redeeming qualities she may have found this week, will quickly disappear.
Ife
I liked Ife this week. She seemed to have good advice for most housemates, even if she does nothing herself. Takes it all in, and doesn’t seem to upset the apple cart at all. Seems very clever. Should stick around for another month or more.
John James
Antagonises everyone. If I was in the house, I’d probably have kicked him in the balls by now. People on television usually don’t make me want to lash out, but he does, every time he’s on. He just prods and pokes at the other housemates, like the school bully. Then he acts all innocent like he did nothing wrong. I can see a big fight between him and Shabby somewhere down the line.
Sunshine
Oh Jesus, please shoot me. The world’s biggest drama queen. Her “it’s my profession” speech about her underwear being seen on television was the stupidest thing I’ve heard in a long while. Continuously looking at the cameras to get attention. If I was on a medical board, I wouldn’t hire her. What a nightmare.
Corin
Comes out with many hilarious statements. Her puppet was fantastic, and unlike some other housemates (Sunshine), did not get annoyed by the OTT caricature nature of it. She’s now the favourite, and rightly so. She’s like that dim, funny mate everyone has. You know the one.
Mario
His love for Ben has gone too far now. It’s even worse when he’s drunk, as he starts to touch him up. Face it Mario, Ben isn’t gay. He’s not going to go for you. Did have one standout moment this week though, when he told Sunshine that he was sitting on the grass and not in the mirror. Brilliant.
Current Odds (to win outright)
5/2 - Josie
4/1 - Corin
5/1 - Steve
6/1 - Ben
8/1 - John James
To Be Evicted tonight
1/8 - Caoimhe
5/1 - Shabby
16/1 - Sunshine
