Niall and Brogen are usually the bee’s knees/cat’s pyjamas when it comes to good movies, so I better not go there. However, in 2010 I came across a lot of quality movie posters, so I thought I’d round up some of the really, really bad ones. Which glorious Oscar contenders am I missing?
What if Stargate had the production values of a Bosco episode?
IMDb Rating: 4.2/10
The film’s name says it all. But oh that tagline, even better.
IMDb Rating: 4.2/10
What could be worse than having a film with the Rock as the lead? Oh yeah, that tagline.
IMDb Rating: 4.8/10
You’ve got one and a half of the world’s biggest film stars in one movie. Surely you actually show their faces on the poster?
IMDb Rating: 6.4/10
Piranha may have had Kelly Brook’s boobs, but this one was Mega!
IMDb Rating: 2.9/10
Superman 3. I mean, seriously??
I didn’t know Richard Pryor was in Superman III.
Did you see the poster for Knight and Day with Cameron and Tom actually in it? The dodgiest photoshop job I have seen since SATC2:
http://blog.80millionmoviesfree.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/knight_and_day1.jpg
If we are going back beyond 2010 I always thought RHX 1138 was awful
http://www.impawards.com/1971/posters/thx_1138.jpg
Ronan, are those films actually real?
Gas.
bngr: amazingly, yes. There was also a sequel to Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus that I left out!