Rum drinker? Headed to Oxegen? Delight ye in the news that Captain Morgan and the Morganettes are sailing down to Punchestown for the festival with a few barrels of spiced rum and their very own tent o’fun in tow. The bar is going to be ship-shaped and the Captain’s tent will be featuring live acts across the three days. Here’s hoping they’ll hire me as ship’s wench. The Captain says it’s his first official trip to Oxegen. Apparently he doesn’t remember being wrapped up in my sleeping bag in the campsite the past three years running. Here’s more gratuitous imagery ’cause much like a man, I’m a sucker for a picture of a pretty girl. Well, mostly I want the wellies and a swashbuckling belt. See you ’round the gang plank for a cheeky drink.