What’s Popscotch? Popscotch is pop culture hopscotch. Popscotch is when two things marry in your brain, even though they wouldn’t touch each other in real life. Popscotch is when you make a spurious connection with something on TV, or in a song, or an ad on the side of a bus. Popscotch happens when you’re so immersed in pop culture that you don’t even know your own name anymore, but you could easily list the last seven features that Winona Ryder was in faster than IMDB. Popscotch… well, you’ll never really get it until you watch it play out.
This month we’re asking… how the hell did Annette get hold of Sebastian’s car at the end of Cruel Intentions?
Seriously now. When that chap died there’s no way he had a will, and even if he did, he only met the girl a few weeks back, there’s no way he’d written her into it. The only way Annette ends up with Sebastian’s car at the end of Cruel Intentions is if she fucking stole it. Almost-girlfriends inheriting? There’s a dodgy theory of succession. Though Anna Nicole Smith suddenly looks legit.
Ol’ Why I Plan To Wait Hargrove is a big stealer.
Pop. Scotch.
