Going forward…

AL QAIDA OFFICE OF OSAMA BIN LADEN CAVE 7422, TORA BORA, AFGHANISTAN INTERNAL MEMORANDUM To all Jihadists, Subject: The Cave (do not distribute outside the Organization) Hi guys. We’ve all been putting in long hours recently but we’ve really come together as a group and I love that! However, while we continue to fight the infidels in this New Year, we can’t forget to take care of the cave, and frankly I have a few concerns. First of all, while it’s good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we should be even more concerned about the dust in our cave. We want to avoid excessive dust inhalation (a health and safety issue), so we need to sweep the cave daily. I’ve done my bit on the cleaning -Rota .. have you? I’ve posted a sign-up sheet near the cave reception area (next to the halal toaster). Second, it’s not often … There’s more

Not Also, But Only

Shane Langan (from the comedy group Diet of Worms) presents Not Also, But Only, a night of live comedy literature in Bewley’s Café Theatre, Grafton Street on Wednesday, March 18th at 8pm. Shane presents a laid-back evening of short story-telling from the most entertaining minds in Irish comedy. Following the success of January’s inaugural show, which featured the likes of Maeve Higgins, Jarlath Regan and Damian Clark, the bill will be kept top-secret until each guest is introduced, but expect another top line-up. Admission is FREE so you can’t blame a Paddy’s Day splurge on not being able to attend. Doors open at 8PM SHARP. Capacity at Bewley’s is small, so it will be strictly first come/first served. Get there early to avoid disappointment.