Title: Birthday Sex Artist: Jeremih Label: Mercury Release: Out now Well Jeremih sure is cocky. The song opens along the lines of … It’s your birthday. Ziiiiiip. Where do you want me to stick your present. Yes folks its as subtle as a high velocity brick. I actually had to watch the embedding disabled video to make sure it wasn’t a Theophilus P. Wildebeeste style joke. It isn’t. The song mirrors Maxi’s review of how things would go between himself and Christina Ricci (complete with her having to stop due to temporary dehydration) if the opportunity arose. (And that review link is so not safe for work). I will admit that if I didn’t speak English, then the song sounds almost sweet but with a sexy undertone. The lyrics move it from sexy to downright slutty with a few gynaecological descriptions to add to the mix. No, don’t like it. … There’s more →