Dismayed by Slade? Ready to damn Wham to their Last Christmas? We continue our Alternative Christmas Mixtape - a safe haven from the likes of John, Yoko, their Plastic Ono band and that swarm of caterwauling children they dug out of a landslide for the occasion - with today’s jolly ditty, as suggested by Cork’s cuddliest, RedFM’s Victor Barry. While keeping the Christmas flavour, this Weird Al track is something I’ve been playing on the talk show on RedFM for years. It’s something very far removed from the usual bells, baubles and bollocks, and always manages to raise a smile. Plus, its catchy too and sticks in yer head like a knife. Victor Barry presents RedFM’s “Cork Talks Back” and is editor of The Movie Bit blog. Culch.ie’s Alternative Christmas Mixtape is curated by Sinéad Keogh, Aaron McAllorum and Lisa McInerney. (Yeah, we said curated…)