Tried Omegle? Or, the obnoxiousness of strangers

Omegle is a completely pointless, and therefore hugely entertaining, site where you can chat to pimply teenagers who can barely string a sentence together. Feel like Twitter is sapping all your time? Why not tell a complete stranger that you’d like to forcibly inject his opinions into his rectum by way of a swift upward motion.

An entry point to internet humour…

This is the best pun I’ve ever encountered throughout the bendy lengths of the intertubes. It is the perfect distillation of popular iconography and the bad, meaningless puns that tickle your kidneys and make you dribble your knickers with mirth. And here’s the miracle of this immense experiment of mixing and remixing and stirring and pouring and cooking and daubing and tearing and gluing and letting go and have a million people take your gag and run with it in endlessly dendritic directions… you can mix the colours forever and you never get brown.