Sweary’s Jaw

Surreptitiously coaxing Chloe Sevigny to get over herself, so you don’t have to. When we use the term “social life”, it’s natural for others to assume that we’re talking about the lighter, more pleasant, more fun side to existence … which is daft, of course, because the difficulty with life is that we are not here alone. We must interact to thrive. Our quality of life depends on how we deal with others - family, etiquette, politics. To lead, or to follow. To conform, to rebel. Life, on one level or another, is social. It’s a truth so obvious it’s almost stupid. Like calling Bob Geldof pompous. Most of us don’t have to worry excessively about how we interact with those in our sphere of influence; we see our loved ones often, our colleagues even more often than that, and it’s rare you’ll put a foot wrong without being well … There’s more

Sweary’s Jaw

Surreptituously calling Leona Lewis … well, kinda crap … so you don’t have to. Dark days are upon us. Now, I know I started last week’s Jaw with a very similar statement, but dark days do tend to drag on, so the sentiment remains. I am also of the very obvious opinion that silly celebrity news - pointless crap for the sake of it - can be a lifesaver when all around you is doom, gloom and bellyaches. But the emphasis must be on silly, which is why we are more likely to cheer on the consciously awful shenanigans of X Factor’s John and Edward, than the unconsciously awful uber-sincerity of its rising star Danyl Johnson, for example. This focus on the daft antics of esteemed celebrities may consequently come across a bit mean-spirited; why focus on lapses in a celebrity’s judgement, when we could focus on achievements, awards, great … There’s more

I am actually a celebrity get me da f*ck outta here…

…is what I imagine Jordan/Pricey/Katie Price said to herself when she was again voted to do a record breaking 7th bush tukka trial. In fairness I can’t blame her it was pretty bad and no one could stick doing all those trials for that amount of time without wanting out. I have to say I felt sorry for her and from her interview with the Ant or Dec last night she did seem to have copped on to herself a wee bit although dumping that poor sod on live national telly was a bit much and has shown that she’s still media hungry and is an attention seeker. Her twitter stated “Never under estimate the pricey !! Another journey begins lol” So i dunno about you but I just can’t wait for another installment of her auto biography which at this stage must be well over 10,000 pages now surely! … There’s more