Just when you thought it was safe to turn on your tellies, when you felt sure UPC had emptied their marketing coffers for the year and you would be free of the gelled-hair, Gant-jumpered one, Craig Doyle comes back at you in not one, but TWO ads. The man must have the best agent around. Or else he’s selling himself cheap. Either way, he’s managed to sidestep the exclusivity clause in his endorsement contracts and can currently be seen lending his inoffensive, Southside-boy charm to a window manufacturing firm and a mail-order company.