The monkeys have landed in Elstree

Last night saw the return of unrealistic reality freak show Big Brother. A sombre Davina McCall appeared on the screen in breaking news style fashion, delivering her grim message across the airwaves: the circus is once again back in town. Now in its tenth season, the fact that Channel 4 continues to churn out the same old tosh year in year out is nothing short of baffling. But churn they do, and tosh is still very much the order of the day. So, once again, the crowds gathered at Elstree studios, and we were introduced to the new batch of performing monkeys. Perhaps it wouldn’t be fair to cast assumptions on the Big Brother sixteen so early in the series. But lets not dwell on what’s fair. As usual it’s a mixed bunch, and as usual most of them can fit into one of four categories: thick, tits, likeable and … There’s more