Want to be a star? Looking for a bit of acting work? Want to be in an up and coming film? Loved Jade Goody? I promise you this is a genuine posting over on Gumtree.com: For our friends with screenreaders: Would you like to feature in a film about Jade Goody? We are looking for the ultimate super fan. The only requirement is that you are over 18 years old or older. The person selected will receive a paid-for tattoo of the late reality star, which we will film for our production. After the filming, the tattoo is yours to keep! This a real opportunity for someone who is a genuine fan of Jade to get a chance to be part of an exciting tribute film to her. How could you possibly refuse?? As HolyMoly said “Please God, don’t let anyone be stupid or thick enough to get this done.”