AL QAIDA OFFICE OF OSAMA BIN LADEN CAVE 7422, TORA BORA, AFGHANISTAN INTERNAL MEMORANDUM To all Jihadists, Subject: The Cave (do not distribute outside the Organization) Hi guys. We’ve all been putting in long hours recently but we’ve really come together as a group and I love that! However, while we continue to fight the infidels in this New Year, we can’t forget to take care of the cave, and frankly I have a few concerns. First of all, while it’s good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we should be even more concerned about the dust in our cave. We want to avoid excessive dust inhalation (a health and safety issue), so we need to sweep the cave daily. I’ve done my bit on the cleaning -Rota .. have you? I’ve posted a sign-up sheet near the cave reception area (next to the halal toaster). Second, it’s not often … There’s more →