SILENCE!! I KILL YOU!!! Batten down the hatches, lock away your virgin daughters, remove the bins from the street and check under your car with mirrors - we’ve just been told that Achmed the Dead Terrorist - the terrifying terrorist - is coming to Dublin next year for the first time, bringing his friend Jeff Dunham, who also happens to be the highest grossing stand-up comedian in the world, with him. Don’t know who that is? Not one of the people who have seen this You Tube video at least one of the 96,615,200 times (at time of writing)? Tickets on sale this Friday 16 for Dublin’s Olympia Theatre and cost €44.50. Gonna be a great one!