Darren’s Movie News 28/04/09

Oh for Jesus H. Christ’s sake, why why why would they remake Drop Dead Fred? I am not against remakes. Sometimes there are good stories that need reworking, but Drop Dead Fred was a staple of my childhood. Rik Mayall’s anarchic figment was scary, crazy and wonderful. This is like remaking The Princess Bride as far as I’m concerned. Who in their right mind said it would be a good idea to let Russell ‘The Twat’ Brand anywhere near this? Stupidness. Angry now. Adam Sandler’s porno, Born to be a Star, seems to be gaining fast ground. Christina Ricci and Stephen Dorff were already announced as cast members in his comedy about porn movies and now Don Johnson will join the crew as a porno director. Naturally. The Terminator Salvation marketing train is running at full speed. Check out the most recent TV spots. This is gonna be great: Jonah … There’s more