Would you rather forget all about the disaster that was Transformers, Revenge of the Fallen? Me too. As a new recruit of the Culch team I would like to bring back the happier memories of the first movie. It was a simpler time, a happier time and an easier to follow time. Director - Michael “Blow the world up, watch them burn” Bay Executive Producer - Stephen “The powers of my genius are in my beard” Speilberg Cast - Fuck head Megan Foxy White stereotypical hero soldier Black stereotypical “Say what?” soldier Latin stereotypical says everything in Spanish soldier Ginger soldier, there’s always one Bernie Mac’s ghost Inspector Ned Kenny from “The General” Some hot Australian chick One of Jim Carrey’s black sons from “Me, Myself and Irene”, except he’s lost a lot of weight Original Optimus Prime Jesus from The Big Lebowski Shit load of army dudes Shit load … There’s more →